June 2012
person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
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How other people breakdance →
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How I breakdance:
this blog is epic
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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: how my mother... →
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how my mother works me: mom i got all A’s mom: me: mom i cleaned the whole house mom: me: mom i don’t do drugs and i’m not pregnant mom: mom: is this your cup on the table? me: yes mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out…
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year
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hippopotamuspoorboy:
if i start referring to you by a nickname that I made up for you, you’re already my friend you cant escape
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fatpeoplemakemehappy:
who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
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tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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legendoftheavatar:
All Korra flashbacks edited together in the (seemingly) correct order!
Toph speaks to Aang about dealing with Yakone
They are all sitting in court
Yakone Bloodbends the entire room in broad daylight
Later Aang attacks Yakone and defeats him using the Avatar State
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And All That Fun Stuff →
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imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up
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When you get a birthday card with no money inside, →
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and you know they got money.
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Me: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is jackass
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The problem with sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, classist, ableist,...
– I Don’t Care If You’re Offended by Scott Madin (via fillingthespaces)
SO RELEVANT to something I”m putting together right now….
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