kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers
when you realize someone already ate them
I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.